We figured it out over a gchat session…and for the record, Beth always names our films and other projects. She’s a freaking pro.
beth lisick
9:10 PM
hello!
beth lisick
9:11 PM
let us BEGIN
me
9:12 PM
Hi!!!
Sorry what was I doing but texting Zari about my cats
Okay I’m going to pull up the script
in case there is a line we should use
beth lisick
9:13 PM
got a glass of wine!
me
9:13 PM
Done. We should call it The Big Dong
beth lisick
9:14 PM
DONE
seriously though. something about the big one. the big dong. the biggest dong
me
9:14 PM
Bowling Ballz
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE BIGGEST DONG
beth lisick
9:14 PM
the biggest dong in town
swinging dongs
me
9:14 PM
Run With the Big Dongs
beth lisick
9:14 PM
hahahahaa
me
9:15 PM
Ding Dong Throng
The Dong Throng
beth lisick
9:15 PM
just realizing that maybe we should build on some tension that we have to get to the comedy club by a certain time
me
9:15 PM
All the Holes
beth lisick
9:16 PM
all the holes!!!
Use the Holes
me
9:16 PM
Yes we should build on the tension because what is the point of our movie anyway
beth lisick
9:16 PM
right
me
9:16 PM
realized that when explaining it today!!!
What is the actual story!!!
beth lisick
9:16 PM
right
in dfp we had a much bigger story
more was at stake for mitzi’s future!!!
me
9:17 PM
but on the other hand we did it right because we didn’t get the story complicated
it’s simple
beth lisick
9:17 PM
true
but maybe we need to write a few lines about how we have to get to the open mic
me
9:17 PM
should we run into troubles while finding our clothes
beth lisick
9:17 PM
that is why we are sprinting
without our clothes on
me
9:17 PM
we should do that
beth lisick
9:17 PM
is it a contest?
me
9:19 PM
Oh!!
I like that!
The nature of the contest.
beth lisick
9:19 PM
maybe we have to get there on time to enter a contest
bucky could say a few lines about it
me
9:19 PM
Maybe the contest somehow leads to us defining women
or designing women
beth lisick
9:20 PM
sprinting for holes
me
9:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU
YES
THAT IS THE TITLE
beth lisick
9:20 PM
A hole to fill
me
9:20 PM
Sorry for the all-caps but come on
I’m not made of stone
beth lisick
9:20 PM
LOOSE SLOTS
me
9:20 PM
PERFECT
beth lisick
9:20 PM
EMOTY SLOT
EMPTY SLOT
me
9:21 PM
From Slots to Holes
beth lisick
9:21 PM
hahahahahahahha
me
9:21 PM
All My Slots-n-Holes
Poles Slots Holes
beth lisick
9:21 PM
Slot and Hole
me
9:22 PM
Oh my god Slot and Hole
beth lisick
9:22 PM
Countdown for something or other
Tick Tock for the Big Dong Award
me
9:23 PM
Finger Holes
AAAAAHHHHHHH
Tick Tock for the Big Dong Award
beth lisick
9:23 PM
Tick Tock for Ding Dongs
me
9:23 PM
Shut it
oh my god
These are all incredible
beth lisick
9:23 PM
i wish we could call it all of these things!
me
9:23 PM
ME too!!!!
beth lisick
9:24 PM
Tick Tock for Ding Dongs is pretty good.
me
9:24 PM
I think Tick Tock for Ding Dongs??
beth lisick
9:24 PM
do we have it???
me
9:24 PM
GREAT MINDS
beth lisick
9:24 PM
cause then we can get dong in there but it’s not so donglike
me
9:25 PM
Totally
beth lisick
9:25 PM
is the comedy award called ‘the big dong’, at least in our minds
me
9:25 PM
Although Tick Tock for the Big Dong Award is so Ready Freddie? Teddies!
beth lisick
9:25 PM
wait was is that? ready freddie? teddies!
me
9:26 PM
Yes it is the big dong
That was one of the options for DFP
or Rusty Citation
beth lisick
9:26 PM
OH MY GOD
okay so tick tock for ding dongs or tick tock for the big dong award
me
9:27 PM
I think we can’t call the award the Big Dong or rather we can, but if we do we would need to change the joke, right?
beth lisick
9:27 PM
right
maybe too much for the award to be the big dong
me
9:27 PM
How is it real that we might call it Tick Tock for the Big Dong Award
beth lisick
9:27 PM
if it were an episode of strangers with candy maybe
me
9:28 PM
I can’t stop laughing
beth lisick
9:28 PM
if it were longer there could be an explanation of why it’s called that.
like the comedy club is called Ding Dongs
me
9:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHA YES
beth lisick
9:28 PM
samara could say SAVE IT FOR DING DONGS
me
9:28 PM
Samara can say “save it for Ding Dongs”
beth lisick
9:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
me
9:28 PM
WAIT WE TYPED THAT AT THE SAME TIME
beth lisick
9:29 PM
I KNOW LOVE IT!!!!!!
me
9:29 PM
I got confused when both our names popped up with the same words
beth lisick
9:29 PM
me too
absolutely amazing
and perfect
okay, so is it Tick Tock for Ding Dongs?
me
9:30 PM
SEriously so real so okay, how does this work with the joke and film title…?
God I almost think we should write a new joke
beth lisick
9:30 PM
if we called it TTFDD we don’t have to worry about the joke so much as if the award is called the big dong, right?
oh yeah maybe!
me
9:31 PM
Because Ding Dongs is such an amazing name
And the title TTFDD is fantastic
But do we even know any other jokes?
beth lisick
9:31 PM
or is the comedy contest for sing dongs a contest to see who can use the word DONG best in a joke?
me
9:31 PM
YES YES YES
Oh my god
beth lisick
9:31 PM
then clearly they are the winners!
me
9:32 PM
that is the perfect ending for the scene is that they are winners
beth lisick
9:32 PM
our ending scene eating the chips is a victory lap!
me
9:32 PM
“YOU GUYS ARE WINNERS”
this is so good
beth lisick
9:32 PM
wait who says you guys are winners
me
9:33 PM
I don’t know but it seems funny
Bucky!!
beth lisick
9:33 PM
right. maybe c&m even say something to c&d when they pass on the street
me
9:34 PM
Definitely
I want to make all these updates to the script before I forget
beth lisick
9:34 PM
do they win a golden dong trophy?
me
9:35 PM
Surely we can scoop one up in the Castro??
At Does Your Father Know
beth lisick
9:35 PM
they walk down the street with the bag of chips and the golden dong award
me
9:36 PM
So perfect
beth lisick
9:36 PM
yeah!
PS this chat should be posted on our website.
me
9:37 PM
How do I take a picture of it with my computer?
beth lisick
9:40 PM
oh! let me look it up.
me
9:40 PM
By the way this is consistent with your naming prowess of yore
You always name our stuff
It’s so great
beth lisick
9:41 PM
well, at least now we have a record of the incredible brainstorming that led to it because on my own, i would NEVER be able to do it.
me
9:42 PM
Okay where should we talk about the contest? In that opening scene?
beth lisick
9:42 PM
yes. when we’re rehearsing.
